Wat if we were to meet god after death.......

Wat if you were a pigeon or in that case a flower or a tree,a duck,an owl or a zebra.in any case you would die and then..
then what??? your body  would be burried or burnt or kept in a coffin,done and dusted but what about your soul have u ever wondered....
many have tried given theories but hardly any one knows the fact.The very fact that you will never get to write after u die makes it even more funny rather interesting or should i say serious.a living being is alive and kicking, ready to bore the pain,the trouble,the happiness once he is alive that is but what happens when he is no more...
like the 2 billion people living in this country even i have my facts and to go with my views which may or may not be liked or taken seriously by few. but who cares frankly...its my views and its my space so i will stick with it..
according to me....
theres life after death
but whatever u have done here ,whatever u have not done here you have to give the justification to HIM,who? the one who send u to this so called beautiful world...after death you can imagine yourself to be nursery kid and HIM to be the strictest teacher you have come across in your life(so next time think twice when you pass a comment to any of your strictest teacher)sitting there with a whip in his hand ready to take you into account..
fortunately or unfortunately we are all humans..so when we die what would happen....first and foremost when you die dont think it will impact the world a lot.impact will be like  a mosquito biting an elephant(sorry for the silly example couldnt think of anything more better at this time).you will be missed by a counted few...to be more precise 30-50 people max in the population of few billions that is some number(pun intended)..yes offcourse some of them will definitely miss u and you will be the cause of their pain....but as you know  Every relation ship always ends in pain so its not new ....your fb profile will have some wall hits some notifications some messages and in some odd cases even some friend ship request,but unfortunately no one to have a look at it or view it...then your body will be taken and passed through all the rituals (strange this rituals do not leave you even after you die) and finally burried or burnt into ashes..but wat about your soul.it will be taken to GOD with a messenger and the messenger will be the one you already know who have been through this experience before.
now do not think there will be a beautifully decorated carriage to take you to the top,you have to walk all the way to HIM alone expect for the messenger in company.so its not easy life even after you die.
now you are there its not a kingdom with a palace in it.its just a big infact huge house with n number of floors and in  the top most floor HE stays.dont feel you have to walk all the way up(its not that tough a life after life).you have lift like structures to take you to the top floor unfortunately the floor doesnt have a number.


now u r there....
you have finally reached...
the MAN is standing in front of u...
you are awestruck,ecstatic,speechless..he is no superhuman,he is no superhero,he is no one different he is like you and me like the other guy you meet in the bus the other day,like the guy in the grocery store,like the guy who sat beside you in the theatre but the only differenece that separates HIM from them is the un realistic the unnatural simplicity,calm in his face.from HIS face you can saw he can do no wrong and i bet you u dont have to be a face reader or renowned astroler for that .
HE is the one from where truth has its origin,HE is the one from where goodness has its roots from,HE is the epitome of purity.HE IS GOD..we may call him by any name RAM,ALLAH OR JESUS but to you he is the one with whom you are  complete..


so,you are speech less,spell bound by his presence so your voice shakes and you call out "AAARE YOOOUU GGGOOODD ?"
he just nods,showing his virtual authority...now u know why u used to fear him when alive....
he gestures u sit down.but u wonder where to sit no chairs or sofas are around.u look around and see few lakhs like y
ou are sitting down in the floor itself. u too quitely take your place. a huge guy comes to u and gives you a leaf.u r surprised thinking is it some kind of welcome gift ,but as you wonder u see something scribbed on it.it says 14567..its your number....


as you are wondering when your turn will come there is a slight tab on your shoulder you look back to see the same huge guy who had given you the leaf...
as you are taken there is a slight feeling of anxiety of what is to come..
you have reached HE is infront of you standing,you dont know what to do ,whom to share this feeling.you are thinking to update your fb status as soon you get out of this place,but the very next moment this feeling of joy and happiness disappears as you remember that you are no more...
"WELL MR.ANIK" he begins by opening a huge file like book...
you try to peep inside it but you are not able to see anything.
you acknowledge and say "yes?"
he begins unfolding each and every episodes of your life.
things you did good ,things you could have done better ,things you could have avoided and things you should have taken up ...
you have mixed reaction...sometimes proud sometimes ashamed and at times the feeling "oh shit!y did nt i."


he finally winds up saying(sounding like a lawyer)based on your life deeds i have decided you will be...........


Sorry cant predict what he would say next for me.for that have to experience dat but the problem is will not be there to tell u guys the tell...
so i guess there are some answers left to be un answered and no force on heaven or earth can answer those....
So till u live c that whatever you do or whatever you will be doing shall not make you feel ashamed later....


SO HASO,JIYO,MUSKURAO kya pata kal ho naa ho!!!!!!!!!!! 

Love Haan What Da F@#k??

SORRY! Hearty apologise to all those guys ans gals who have been or those who are or those who were affected by this virus called "LOVE".Many of you here will disagree with my views , but who cares its my blog hence my views will matter.If you dont like or dont agree with my views then go write your own blog or visit some other blog which matches ur point of view.
SORRY! for this arrogance but what more can you expect from a guy who have failed drastically in" love",one who's "love" never worked out.Like many of you here i hardly knew what it was b4,and even today i find it very difficult to give a clear cut defn to it,but can tell you one thing for sure that "YES , EVEN I HAD FALLEN IN LOVE".
I dont want to take her name here as it would create some unnecessary problem for both of us.in anycase da name would hardly make any difference i guess ,but for me that name means a lot.........
In my way of failing in love i have learnt many lessons the hardway...
1>the so called "LOVE" is not for every tom,dick and harry...you have to be either too handsome, or too rich, or too lucky , or all the three to get the gal you love..
2>all that you want in life is not all that you get.somethings can never be achieved .you can apply any philosophy,any theory,any logic behind it but you will never get it......
Mi TiAmo...